Hansi ke Hasgulle : Hindi Jokes

TEACHER:Last year u were in luv with that gal & this year u r in luv with other.What
do u think of urself?

Student:
SEMESTER change. SYLLABUS change.

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Why Girls Prefer Love Marriage More Than Arrange Marriage..!! ??
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Because A known Kamina Is Better Then An Unknown Namuna..!!

=== Hindi Jokes ===

GADHE hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai..

meri mano..

1st April ko prapose kro..

maan gayi to I LOVE U,gussa kiya to APRIL Fool

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Shadi ke bad dusre din shruti apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde to hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
shruti: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya kare?

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Main ghar late aaya tho Dad ne pucha: "Where were u?"
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha."
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai."
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?"
1 ne tho had hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua?"
Phir bhi HAR EK friend zaroori hota hai!

=== Hindi Jokes ===

most common dialogues in exam hall:
1.abe kitna likhega bas band kar
2.abe saale baata na
3.saale bata na fattu
4.kutte kud to mare ga hi mujhe bhi marwaega
5.maam eraiser le rahe the
6.mam thoda dur kadi ab baata de
7.ek ques mai gis jayga kya mat likha har kutte ka din ata hai.