Thursday, September 22, 2011

Ek Email Biwi ke Naam : Funny Husband Wife Joke



एक आदमी की दूसरे शहर में नौकरी लगी,


वहां पहुंचकर उसने सोचा कि बीवी को ईमेल कर दूं,

पर गलती से वो ईमेल किसी और के पास चला गया,

जिसके पास गया वो औरत अपने पति को दफनाकर आयी थी,

उसने ईमेल पढ़ा और पढ़ते ही बेहोश हो गयी,

ईमेल में लिखा था:

जानू मैं यहां खैरियत से पहुंच गया हूं,

यहां आकर बहुत अच्‍छा लग रहा है,

तुम उदास मत होना,

दो तीन दिन में तुम्‍हें भी अपने पास बुला लूंगा

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Funny Public Awareness Ad by UP Government



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Monday, September 19, 2011

Kaka Hathrasi Funny Poetry



काका हाथरसी की कविता 'महंगाई'



जन - गण - मन के देवता , अब तो आँखें खोल
महँगाई से हो गया , जीवन डाँवाडोल
जीवन डाँवाडोल , ख़बर लो शीघ्र कृपालू
कलाकंद के भाव बिक रहे बैंगन - आलू
कहँ ‘ काका ' कवि , दूध - दही को तरसे बच्चे
आठ रुपये के किलो टमाटर , वह भी कच्चे

राशन की दुकान पर , देख भयंकर भीर
‘ क्यू ’ में धक्का मारकर , पहुँच गये बलवीर
पहुँच गये बलवीर , ले लिया नंबर पहिला
खड़े रह गये निर्बल , बू ढ़े , बच्चे , महिला
कहँ ‘ काका ' कवि , करके बंद धरम का काँटा
लाला बोले - भागो , खत्म हो गया आटा

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Funny Picture Joke on Sonia and manmohan



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Monday, September 12, 2011

Hasna Mana Hai : Latest Jokes



Girl to Boy - I need ur help!

me apna purse ghar pe bhul ayi
Mujhe 1000 rs. ki jarurat hai.

Boy - kar di na choti baat
Le 10 rs. Riksha kar aur
ghar se paise le aa.

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Boy:I can kiss you
even without touching you

girl:you cant

Boy:lagi 20-20 ki

Girl:ok

boy tightly kissed

Girl-he u touched me

Boy- to le na

20 rs.roti Q hai

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Kya fayda?
.
10th
12th
BA
BSC
B.Tech
B.Com
M.Com
MBA
LLB
MBBS
CA
M.Phil
Ph.D
Karne ka?
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Jab yahi pata na chale ki?
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Pani-puri ko English me kya kehte he!


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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Hansi ke Hasgulle : Hindi Jokes



TEACHER:Last year u were in luv with that gal & this year u r in luv with other.What
do u think of urself?

Student:
SEMESTER change. SYLLABUS change.


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Why Girls Prefer Love Marriage More Than Arrange Marriage..!! ??
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Because A known Kamina Is Better Then An Unknown Namuna..!!

=== Hindi Jokes ===

GADHE hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai..

meri mano..

1st April ko prapose kro..

maan gayi to I LOVE U,gussa kiya to APRIL Fool

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Shadi ke bad dusre din shruti apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde to hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
shruti: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya kare?

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Main ghar late aaya tho Dad ne pucha: "Where were u?"
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha."
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai."
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?"
1 ne tho had hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua?"
Phir bhi HAR EK friend zaroori hota hai!

=== Hindi Jokes ===

most common dialogues in exam hall:
1.abe kitna likhega bas band kar
2.abe saale baata na
3.saale bata na fattu
4.kutte kud to mare ga hi mujhe bhi marwaega
5.maam eraiser le rahe the
6.mam thoda dur kadi ab baata de
7.ek ques mai gis jayga kya mat likha har kutte ka din ata hai.

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Monday, September 5, 2011

Sallu Bhai ye Kya kar Rahe ho?



Demotion of Salman Khan :

2009 --> Wanted: IPS

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2010 --> Dabangg: Inspector

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2011 --> Body Guard

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Upcoming Movies:

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2012 --> Security Guard

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2013 --> Watchman

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2014 --> Postman

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Sunday, September 4, 2011

How a girl and boy prepare for Party ?



Define a GIRL-


Ek party mai jane ke liye taiyarii...
Eye shadow, Eye liner, Lip gloss...
Lipstick, Nail paints, Glitter, Rouge blush...
Diff Creams, Kajal, Wear d best dress wid heals...
And still say, "Kya yaar jaldi-jaldi mai kuch kiya hi nahi..

Define a BOY-

Ek party mai jane ki taiyari...
Calls his friend & asks, "Bhai, Tu naha ke ayega kya?"
Friend reply- Chal be mere baap ki baraat hai kya?.....

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Latest Jokes from Facebook



Friends, these jokes and SMS are shared by my facebook friends I am posting here-


BiBi-(taaro ko dekhte hue boli):
Batao wo kaunsi Chiz hai jo tum
Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?

Pati:-Me nahi bataunga,

BB:-Bolo Na plz,
Pati:-Tumhara muh.

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shiv:- mera trishul kaha hai?
parvati:- ganesh le gya
shiv:- kyu?
parvati:- keh raha tha ki girlfrind ke sath
maggi khane k liye papa ka kaata le ja raha hu !

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Santa 15 saal tak aulad ke liye
bhagvan ke samne rota hai
pareshan hokar ek din bhagvan bole
tujhe khuda ka vasta pehle tu shadi to ker le

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Friday, September 2, 2011

Funny Baby Dancing Video



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