Saturday, August 27, 2011

Funny Parody on Congress Party



कांग्रेस की डगर पे चमचों दिखाओ चल के
यह देश है तुम्हारा खा जाओ इसको तल के

अन्ना की बात सहना और कुछ न मुँह से कहना
रूई कान में तुम देके आगे को बढ़ते रहना

रख दोगे एक दिन तुम मुँह सब के बंद कर के
अपने हो या पराये कोई न बचने पाये

डाइजेशन देखो तुम्हारा हर्गिज़ न गड़बड़ाए
मौक़ा बड़ा कठिन है, खाना संभल-संभल के

भाई हो या भतीजा तुम सबका ध्यान रखना
फ़ुल सात पीढ़ियों का तुम इन्तज़ाम रखना

स्विस बैंक की तिजोरी तुम ख़ूब रखना भर के
यह देश है तुम्हारा खा जाओ इसको तल के

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Friday, August 26, 2011

Birbal ki Khichdi - Funny Video



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Amar Singh formula for Anna Hazare's Janlokpal




Anna hazare is still fasting on ramleela ground for a strict law against corruption. Here in media and internet jokes are coming on politicians. The person mastermind of horse-trading amar singh is also on target. Here's a funny example.

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Funny Hindi Jokes on Glamour Girl Rakhi Sawant



Rakhi sawant car ki battery

badalwane gayi

Mechanic: madam exide ki laga doon?

Rakhi: are nahi, tum dono side ki
laga do, baar-baar kaun aayega

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Ek journalist ne rakhi se poocha:
aap kis tarah ke role pasand karti hain

Rakhi:
waise to main vegetable role
pasand karti hoon par kabhi-kabhi
chicken role bhi kha leti hoon


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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Suhagraat Tips to new Bride



suhaagraat se pehle dulhan ko

saheliyon ki taraf se salah

1980: jijaji jo bhi kare karne dena

1990: jo bhi ho bardasht kar lena

2000: fikar not, tujhe to sab pata hi hai

2010: yar koi naya tarika pata lage
to hame bhi jaroor batana

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Monday, August 22, 2011

Funny Picture Jokes on Sheela and Munni




The exact reason behind sheela ki jawani aur munni ki badnami

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Arabic Girls in Bikini : Funny Photos




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Best Hindi Jokes Collection



Sasur ne damad se kaha:

6 saal me 6 bachche,
ye kya hai?

Damad:
maine aapse kaha tha
main garib jaroor hoon
par aapki beti ko
khali pet nahi rakhunga

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Ladka ladki se:
tum ladkiyan itni khoobsurat
kyon hoti ho?

Ladki:
kyonki bhagwan ne hame
apne haatho se banaya hai

Ladka:
lo, bol to aisa rahi ho
jaise hame banane ke liye
to mazduro ko theka diya tha

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Patni: kyonji,
ye Roji kaun hai?

Pati:
ye us kutiya ka naam hai
jise main kharidna chahta hu

Patni:
accha, to din bhar
tumhare mobile pe
poore 5 phone
usi kutiya ne kiye the?

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Mallika Sherawat ek baar
bra aur panty me hotel ke
swimming pool me gayi

guard: madam
yaha two peace costume
allowed nahi hai

mallika: achcha batao,
kaun sa peace utar doon?

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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Funny Hindi Story of Suhagraat



Ek ladki ki suhag raat ke agle din

uski saheli ne us se poocha:
"kaisi rahi teri suhaagrat?"

Ladki: "kuch khaas nahi"

Saheli: "kuch khas nahi?
kya matlab, bata na kya hua"

Ladki: "wo aaye aur kamre ki
kundi band kar li"

Saheli: "fir kya hua?"

Ladki: "fir unhone apna coat
utar kar hanger par taang diya"

Saheli: "fir kya hua?"

Ladki: "fir unhone apni shirt
bhi hanger pe taang di"

Saheli: "fir kya hua?"

Ladki: "fir unhone apni pant
bhi utarkar hanger pe taang di"

Saheli:"fir kya hua?"

Ladki: "fir kya hona tha,
unhone apni baniyan bhi
utarkar hanger se taang di
aur hanger toot gaya aur
wo saari raat usko lagate rahe"

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Akbar Birbal Stories - Funny Videos





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Funny Jokes on Marriage and Divorce



Vakil:

talak karwane ke 50000 lagenge

husband:
pagal ho gaya hai kya?
panditji ne to 100 rupaye me shadi
karwa di thi

vakil:
dekh liya na saste kaam ka natiza

===== hindi jokes =====

Pareshan pati doctor ke paas gaya.

Doctor meri biwi mujhse kutto jaisa
vyavhaar karti hai

doctor: wo kaise?

pati: wo mujhse hamesha wafadari
ki ummeed karti hai

===== hindi jokes =====

Vakil sahab santa se bole:
jab talak hi lena tha to shadi kyo ki?

Santa: khushi aur sukh paane ke liye

Vakil: to ab talak kyo le rahe ho?

Santa: khoyi hui khushiya
wapas paane ke liye

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Aajkal Ke Bhikhari - Funny Hindi Cartoon




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Question to Sonia Gandhi - Jokes on Politics



Sonia gandhi ke sapne me

ek din mahatma gandhi aaye
aur poochne lage:

Maine marte samay apni
topi, chasma aur lathi
congress ko diya tha
ao sab ab kahan hai?

Sonia boli:
topi to public ko pehna di
chasma manmohan ko de diya
kyonki unko kuch dikhta nahi
aur danda baba ramdev jaiso
ko theek karne ke liye hai

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