Saturday, August 20, 2011

Funny Jokes on Marriage and Divorce



Vakil:

talak karwane ke 50000 lagenge

husband:
pagal ho gaya hai kya?
panditji ne to 100 rupaye me shadi
karwa di thi

vakil:
dekh liya na saste kaam ka natiza

===== hindi jokes =====

Pareshan pati doctor ke paas gaya.

Doctor meri biwi mujhse kutto jaisa
vyavhaar karti hai

doctor: wo kaise?

pati: wo mujhse hamesha wafadari
ki ummeed karti hai

===== hindi jokes =====

Vakil sahab santa se bole:
jab talak hi lena tha to shadi kyo ki?

Santa: khushi aur sukh paane ke liye

Vakil: to ab talak kyo le rahe ho?

Santa: khoyi hui khushiya
wapas paane ke liye

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