Sunday, August 21, 2011

Best Hindi Jokes Collection



Sasur ne damad se kaha:

6 saal me 6 bachche,
ye kya hai?

Damad:
maine aapse kaha tha
main garib jaroor hoon
par aapki beti ko
khali pet nahi rakhunga

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Ladka ladki se:
tum ladkiyan itni khoobsurat
kyon hoti ho?

Ladki:
kyonki bhagwan ne hame
apne haatho se banaya hai

Ladka:
lo, bol to aisa rahi ho
jaise hame banane ke liye
to mazduro ko theka diya tha

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Patni: kyonji,
ye Roji kaun hai?

Pati:
ye us kutiya ka naam hai
jise main kharidna chahta hu

Patni:
accha, to din bhar
tumhare mobile pe
poore 5 phone
usi kutiya ne kiye the?

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Mallika Sherawat ek baar
bra aur panty me hotel ke
swimming pool me gayi

guard: madam
yaha two peace costume
allowed nahi hai

mallika: achcha batao,
kaun sa peace utar doon?

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