Latest Jokes from Facebook

Friends, these jokes and SMS are shared by my facebook friends I am posting here-

BiBi-(taaro ko dekhte hue boli):
Batao wo kaunsi Chiz hai jo tum

Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?

Pati:-Me nahi bataunga,

BB:-Bolo Na plz,
Pati:-Tumhara muh.

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shiv:- mera trishul kaha hai?
parvati:- ganesh le gya
shiv:- kyu?
parvati:- keh raha tha ki girlfrind ke sath

maggi khane k liye papa ka kaata le ja raha hu !

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Santa 15 saal tak aulad ke liye

bhagvan ke samne rota hai
pareshan hokar ek din bhagvan bole

tujhe khuda ka vasta pehle tu shadi to ker le