How a girl and boy prepare for Party ?

Define a GIRL-

Ek party mai jane ke liye taiyarii...

Eye shadow, Eye liner, Lip gloss...

Lipstick, Nail paints, Glitter, Rouge blush...

Diff Creams, Kajal, Wear d best dress wid heals...

And still say, "Kya yaar jaldi-jaldi mai kuch kiya hi nahi..

Define a BOY-

Ek party mai jane ki taiyari...

Calls his friend & asks, "Bhai, Tu naha ke ayega kya?"

Friend reply- Chal be mere baap ki baraat hai kya?.....