Sallu Bhai ye Kya kar Rahe ho?

Demotion of Salman Khan :

2009 --> Wanted: IPS

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2010 --> Dabangg: Inspector

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2011 --> Body Guard

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Upcoming Movies:

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2012 --> Security Guard

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2013 --> Watchman

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2014 --> Postman

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How a girl and boy prepare for Party ?

Define a GIRL-

Ek party mai jane ke liye taiyarii...

Eye shadow, Eye liner, Lip gloss...

Lipstick, Nail paints, Glitter, Rouge blush...

Diff Creams, Kajal, Wear d best dress wid heals...

And still say, "Kya yaar jaldi-jaldi mai kuch kiya hi nahi..

Define a BOY-

Ek party mai jane ki taiyari...

Calls his friend & asks, "Bhai, Tu naha ke ayega kya?"

Friend reply- Chal be mere baap ki baraat hai kya?.....

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Latest Jokes from Facebook

Friends, these jokes and SMS are shared by my facebook friends I am posting here-

BiBi-(taaro ko dekhte hue boli):
Batao wo kaunsi Chiz hai jo tum

Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?

Pati:-Me nahi bataunga,

BB:-Bolo Na plz,
Pati:-Tumhara muh.

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shiv:- mera trishul kaha hai?
parvati:- ganesh le gya
shiv:- kyu?
parvati:- keh raha tha ki girlfrind ke sath

maggi khane k liye papa ka kaata le ja raha hu !

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Santa 15 saal tak aulad ke liye

bhagvan ke samne rota hai
pareshan hokar ek din bhagvan bole

tujhe khuda ka vasta pehle tu shadi to ker le

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