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Showing posts with label hindi sms. Show all posts

Friday, October 7, 2011

Maalik Naukar Jokes in Hindi



मालिक:

अरे रामू आज तुमने रोटी में
कितना सारा घी लगा दिया...

नौकर:
माफ करना साहब
शायद गलती से मैंने
अपनी रोटी आपको दे दी.

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नौकर को पीटने के बाद मालिक बोला:
मैंने तुमको इतना मारा,
तुमको गुस्‍सा नहीं आया

नौकर:
जी नहीं

मालिक:
तुम कैसे अपने गुस्‍से को कंट्रोल करते हो ?

नौकर:
मैं टॉयलेट साफ करता हूं

मालिक:
उससे गुस्‍सा कैसे शांत होता है ?

नौकर:
मैं आपके टूथब्रश से टॉयलेट साफ करता हूं.

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Monday, September 5, 2011

Sallu Bhai ye Kya kar Rahe ho?



Demotion of Salman Khan :

2009 --> Wanted: IPS

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2010 --> Dabangg: Inspector

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2011 --> Body Guard

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Upcoming Movies:

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2012 --> Security Guard

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2013 --> Watchman

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2014 --> Postman

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Sunday, September 4, 2011

How a girl and boy prepare for Party ?



Define a GIRL-


Ek party mai jane ke liye taiyarii...
Eye shadow, Eye liner, Lip gloss...
Lipstick, Nail paints, Glitter, Rouge blush...
Diff Creams, Kajal, Wear d best dress wid heals...
And still say, "Kya yaar jaldi-jaldi mai kuch kiya hi nahi..

Define a BOY-

Ek party mai jane ki taiyari...
Calls his friend & asks, "Bhai, Tu naha ke ayega kya?"
Friend reply- Chal be mere baap ki baraat hai kya?.....

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Latest Jokes from Facebook



Friends, these jokes and SMS are shared by my facebook friends I am posting here-


BiBi-(taaro ko dekhte hue boli):
Batao wo kaunsi Chiz hai jo tum
Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?

Pati:-Me nahi bataunga,

BB:-Bolo Na plz,
Pati:-Tumhara muh.

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shiv:- mera trishul kaha hai?
parvati:- ganesh le gya
shiv:- kyu?
parvati:- keh raha tha ki girlfrind ke sath
maggi khane k liye papa ka kaata le ja raha hu !

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Santa 15 saal tak aulad ke liye
bhagvan ke samne rota hai
pareshan hokar ek din bhagvan bole
tujhe khuda ka vasta pehle tu shadi to ker le

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Funny Hindi Jokes on Glamour Girl Rakhi Sawant



Rakhi sawant car ki battery

badalwane gayi

Mechanic: madam exide ki laga doon?

Rakhi: are nahi, tum dono side ki
laga do, baar-baar kaun aayega

=== Hindi Jokes ===

Ek journalist ne rakhi se poocha:
aap kis tarah ke role pasand karti hain

Rakhi:
waise to main vegetable role
pasand karti hoon par kabhi-kabhi
chicken role bhi kha leti hoon


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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Aajkal Ke Bhikhari - Funny Hindi Cartoon




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