Showing posts with label suhagraat jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label suhagraat jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Suhagraat Tips to new Bride



suhaagraat se pehle dulhan ko

saheliyon ki taraf se salah

1980: jijaji jo bhi kare karne dena

1990: jo bhi ho bardasht kar lena

2000: fikar not, tujhe to sab pata hi hai

2010: yar koi naya tarika pata lage
to hame bhi jaroor batana

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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Funny Hindi Story of Suhagraat



Ek ladki ki suhag raat ke agle din

uski saheli ne us se poocha:
"kaisi rahi teri suhaagrat?"

Ladki: "kuch khaas nahi"

Saheli: "kuch khas nahi?
kya matlab, bata na kya hua"

Ladki: "wo aaye aur kamre ki
kundi band kar li"

Saheli: "fir kya hua?"

Ladki: "fir unhone apna coat
utar kar hanger par taang diya"

Saheli: "fir kya hua?"

Ladki: "fir unhone apni shirt
bhi hanger pe taang di"

Saheli: "fir kya hua?"

Ladki: "fir unhone apni pant
bhi utarkar hanger pe taang di"

Saheli:"fir kya hua?"

Ladki: "fir kya hona tha,
unhone apni baniyan bhi
utarkar hanger se taang di
aur hanger toot gaya aur
wo saari raat usko lagate rahe"

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