Showing posts with label jokes on marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes on marriage. Show all posts

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Funny Jokes on Marriage and Divorce



Vakil:

talak karwane ke 50000 lagenge

husband:
pagal ho gaya hai kya?
panditji ne to 100 rupaye me shadi
karwa di thi

vakil:
dekh liya na saste kaam ka natiza

===== hindi jokes =====

Pareshan pati doctor ke paas gaya.

Doctor meri biwi mujhse kutto jaisa
vyavhaar karti hai

doctor: wo kaise?

pati: wo mujhse hamesha wafadari
ki ummeed karti hai

===== hindi jokes =====

Vakil sahab santa se bole:
jab talak hi lena tha to shadi kyo ki?

Santa: khushi aur sukh paane ke liye

Vakil: to ab talak kyo le rahe ho?

Santa: khoyi hui khushiya
wapas paane ke liye

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